To be sung to the 12 days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love served to me:
12 chippolatas
11 roasted parsnips
10 buttered green beans
9 crunchy potatoes
8 spoons of red cabbage
7 slices of turkey
6 glasses of champers
5 sloshes of gravy
4 ladels of stuffing
3 bowls of pudding
2 splashes of brandy sauce
And a large bottle of gaviscon!
Merry Christmas to all. And may your trouser buttons be undone.
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