Thursday, 5 February 2009

Small talk

"Muuuummmy!" Son 1 yells from the loo.
"I've got one more poo and I can't get it out! It's huge and it just won't come out!"
"Well what exactly would you like me to do about it?"
"Get something and stick it up my bum to get it out."
"I don't think we can do that."
"C'monnnnnnnn. It juuuust woooon't cooooome ooooooout! I think this poo has been in my bum since, since.....since I was born!"

Who says I don't get scintillating conversation?


Anonymous said...

This reminds me of a joke that always has me in (undeserved) stitches;
"what do accountants do when they get constipation?"
"work it out with a pencil"


poo conversations are the BEST!

Iota said...

The only reply to this is "Come on Boy 1, you're doing really well. Just a few more big pushes and it'll be out. You're nearly there. Deep breath, and puuuush."

Wife in Hong Kong said...

Very funny! Oh the joys of working from home.

katyboo1 said...

Fabulous! I love it.